We’ve been visiting brewhouses an awful lot.
d20 | Brewhouse | What's on Tap? |
1 | The Blind Monk | Milk of the Rat |
2 | The Pink-Gilled Swine | Harlot's Spit |
3 | The Crow With Two Necks | Black Fever |
4 | The Inverted Path | Three Goats Pale |
5 | Crooked House | Chymist's Old Familiar |
6 | The Fruiting Boar | Grikksmarc's Fucken Porter |
7 | The Golden Hart | Rotworm Imperial Stout |
8 | The Old Severed Head | Piss of the Living Saint |
9 | Strangler's Palm | Molden Ale |
10 | The Black Hive | Albumuth's Back Sweat |
11 | The Sunken Depths | The Black Goat of the Woods |
12 | The Hanging Harbinger | Bog Witch Kiss |
13 | House of the Purple Haze | Hair of the Fog |
14 | The Soft White Underbelly | Midwife's Regret |
15 | That Red Bitch | Angry Squall |
16 | The Jaundiced Eye | Heaven's Gate |
17 | House of Saints and Madmen | The Turning Worm |
18 | Rue Morgue | Nag's Head |
19 | Black Baltimore | Lost Coppers |
20 | The Fading Light | Maidenhead Pale |
d20 | Top Shelf |
1 | Drowning Locust |
2 | A bitter spirit called Regret |
3 | Blue Blood Worm (There's more worm than alcohol in your glass. Look, just drink it.) |
4 | Rite of Passage |
5 | The Stag's Own Seed |
6 | Opal Smoke (An opal, a glass of salt water, clouds of smoke filling your glass when they meet.) |
7 | Blood of the Nightshade |
8 | Red Spiced Rum |
9 | Fresh from the Fish (It swims around the jar in blues and violets, staring at you from its bulbous protruding black eyes when they scoop it out and force it to vomit into your glass.) |
10 | Hog Fat |
11 | Scarlet Wine |
12 | Song of a Dead Dreamer |
13 | Black Egg Yolk |
14 | Toad Skin Gin |
15 | Paraplectic Slug (Huge and porous, steeped in alcoholic dregs, fermented within its body, hold it to your lips and suck.) |
16 | Primordium |
17 | The Hairy Lime (Fungally infested, internally liquefied, best to swallow it whole.) |
18 | Somnificus Lac Morte |
19 | The Sour Death |
20 | The Thing in a Bottle (It sits in the bottle, too large now to fit through the neck, its urine swirls about at chest height, it blinks at you and doesn't seem to mind, things would seem different if it was on the other side of the glass. The urine is green and luminescent, vaguely viscous like an oil, it is sweet and stronger than the finest distilled spirits. The hard part is getting it into the bottle in the first place.) |
d12 | Brewhouse Encounters |
1 | Drunk local steps back into you during an enthused story and takes offence. FIGHT! |
2 | Angus Blackhand (left hand is a blackened claw), Thief lvl 1, Sleight of Hand 3 in 6, bumps into you and tries to lift some shinies from your person. |
3 | Olga Applebottom, whore overdue for retirement, has taken an aggressive shine to you. She's somewhat of a fixture here, don't insult the locals. |
4 | Smoke with us! |
5 | Drunken ridicule. |
6 | Free drink! Roll 2d6: 2-5. Have you ever been rohypnolled by a swan? 6-8. That's not beer, that's urine. 9-12. Hey that's not bad. |
7 | Mistaken for someone else. Reaction roll. |
8 | Cryptic warning from a stranger. |
9 | You step on a cat's tail. The cat belongs to a gnarly old sword-whore. They don't look pleased. |
10 | Invited to join a game. |
11 | Pretty thing asks you to buy them a drink. |
12 | Overhear rumour. |
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I now want to try most of these. The Hairy Lime sounds less than appealing though…
“The Thing in a Bottle” is brilliant. It’s going to turn up in my campaign one way or another, don’t care if they have to just find it behind a rock in the woods. The joy of watching them argue about drinking it would be worth it.