Nameless Searcher asks:
“can ur poo turn in two a fungus or worm as i feel like summons running up an down my body”
Thankyou for your query regarding poo, and its inherent ability to form a portal through which fungal worms may be summoned!
The sensation you describe running up and down your body is in fact the molecules of your very being vibrating at a different frequency in order to allow entrance from the beyond, and should subside within 3-4 days once the fruiting conqueror has settled within the new confines of your flesh. In the meantime, it would be wise to refrain from inspecting your rectum in any way, as the sudden appearance of a finger, or leering eyes reflected in a mirror, could be construed as aggression by your new symbiotic god, elevating its rage to fevered heights that would make the very mountains weep.
As in all things, deal with your new guest with softness and compassion, and in no time at all you will begin to reap the fruit that your warmth and poo has sown.
With Heartfelt Regards,
I will never, ever read your blog while drinking coffee again.